February 2012
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4seiji replied to your post: Sherlock occasionally wears a skirt, though rarely…
aaaaaaah is this more John-is-the-only-one-who-thinks-of-Sherlock-as-a-sexual-being? because i always want more of that!
yes it is. that’s the only fem!lock universe i’ve got.
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Sherlock occasionally wears a skirt, though rarely to a crime scene. John would assume that’s from purely practical considerations, except that she habitually pairs her narrow-legged jeans and trousers with high heels. They certainly don’t slow her stride on the streets, and she can break a jog in three inch, slightly stacked heels. But more than once she’s had to abandon her footwear in the heat...
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this won’t be news to anyone but me, but - basically, my three best fic ideas right now? are all protagonist!john solving a mystery/overcoming an ordeal to receive his rightful prize - sherlock.
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Watchrampantpanda:
Do you want a trailer for that fic, AQ?
reblogged because.
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chapter 28 i don’t even know what bit i’m just writing okay?
Sherlock crosses the threshold and turns sharply. John follows him in, picks up the splayed remains of a small wooden stool from the dirt floor and swings it back-handed against the wall. There’s a crash of splintering wood and a puff of dust as it breaks apart, the seat and one leg separated from the other leg. John throws...
thedithatcould asked: Hey. Is that iPad 2 thing legit or...? Because I want to try, but I don't want to give my info out to strangers.... Please answer?
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shockingly, john wants to mark sherlock’s success on the buzkashi pitch the same way he likes to mark all of sherlock’s achievements with a big streak of cum.
thespiders asked: TTOBB is Amazing! I completely devoured it yesterday, doing absolutely nothing I had planned and staying up until 3. And it was so worth it! I just wanted to let you know. I got the rec from the tumblr: fuckyeahjohnlockfanfiction.
hstumblr replied to your post: John’s Trinity?
Haha. Never mind. I was wondering who was John’s Trinity and why was that so important. -_-
if john’s neo (fine by me, frankly i consider sherlock holmes to be a supporting character in the non-stop bamf-epic that is john watson’s life) then obviously “john’s trinity” is sherlock. which also works, because he’s...
hstumblr asked: John's Trinity?
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chapter 28 3/? (but missing a bit between the posted 2 and this, i’m just putting this here so i can have it to work on later this evening)
Sherlock weaves both reins through the fingers of his left hand, grasps the whip in his right, and gives the groom a curt nod. The groom releases his grip on the bridle and more or less flings himself aside as Sherlock claps both heels to the...
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does tumblr tag search work? at all? ever? for old stuff, i mean?
RAGE
ACEGHILRT AEFFGIR: Life of a Waitress: This is... →
thesullengiraffe:
Last night I was doing a delivery order to one of the weirdest people I’ve served.
The order was pretty big. There were three bags and a big box (70x50 cm) containing boxes of hot food. The place was a high-end condo by the beach in which the security was so strict that the delivery car/truck had…
nono, not saying you would, just saying - it always seems awfully...
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thesullengiraffe:
Last night I was doing a delivery order to one of the weirdest people I’ve served.
The order was pretty big. There were three bags and a big box (70x50 cm) containing boxes of hot food. The place was a high-end condo by the beach in which the security was so strict that the delivery car/truck had…
a) THIS, because why wouldn’t you be nice to someone.
b)...
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chapter 28 2/?
John and Hinde lead the way through the crowd, with Sherlock, McMath, and Henn just behind them. Barr, Garrett, and Cullen are a little farther back, with Blackwood at the rear. They’re all armored, but bare-headed and carrying their assault rifles slung across their backs. They’re met with mostly appraising stares, but also with some nods of recognition and even one or two...
If men were steaks I'd have mine very well done.
i’d have mine - seared on the outside but close to raw inside?
THIS RUBRIC FAILS. i like men who think “keeping your shit together” is an emotion.
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ttobb chapter 28
The village at Al Maleash consists of less than a dozen mud-walled houses near a dirt road that crosses a windswept, gray-grassed upland. Today, well over a hundred cars and trucks – many with horse trailers attached – are parked along the sides of the road and across the open ground beyond. The crowd that throngs among the vehicles is entirely male, from small boys to old men,...
jakfrost asked: I should probably stay off your tumblr until I finish reading ttobb, shouldn't I. I'm pretty sure I hit upon a spoiler... -.-'
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beat this muse like a dirty rug
prompt me something you want 100 words of. i reserve the right to skip anything i find unworkable, but i will do my level best to work the first 10 i receive. sex sells. ttobb’s my head canon. and war’s the true religion of our species, fyi.
prompts in asks, plz.
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abundantlyqueer:
supernining replied to your post: Hi hon! :) I do so enjoy Barr and Cora. I would love to write more of them, but I have no idea what to do with them. How’ve you been? Have a good weekend!
What about Danielle the peace corps volunteer then? (Was that her name?)…
“I’m – I’m just not very good at wasting time,” Barr says, digging the edge of his spoon vindictively into...
supernining replied to your post: Hi hon! :) I do so enjoy Barr and Cora. I would love to write more of them, but I have no idea what to do with them. How’ve you been? Have a good weekend!
What about Danielle the peace corps volunteer then? (Was that her name?) I’m all for Barr/Cora like whoa but I was just wondering if Danielle was from a separate AU or if that story line is getting dropped....
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i love ralph lauren so much. he’s an unapologetic hack.
my bitter chocolate felt cloche hat is off to you, sir.
suchanadorer asked: Hi hon! :) I do so enjoy Barr and Cora. I would love to write more of them, but I have no idea what to do with them. How've you been? Have a good weekend!
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suchanadorer:
abundantlyqueer:
suchanadorer:
#also i’m pretty sure Cora and Barr had a drinking contest somehow #we all know how that went #what was the forfeit though
You mean that time at Henn and Mac’s wedding, when Cora took full advantage of the Henns’ hospitality? She and Barr were last seen “borrowing” a bottle of vodka, his…
yeah, cora and barr at the wedding reception was some...
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suchanadorer:
#also i’m pretty sure Cora and Barr had a drinking contest somehow #we all know how that went #what was the forfeit though
You mean that time at Henn and Mac’s wedding, when Cora took full advantage of the Henns’ hospitality? She and Barr were last seen “borrowing” a bottle of vodka, his…
yeah, cora and barr at the wedding reception was some of the most fiercely and...
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tanafluk asked: I have a question about married couples where both parties serve, I hope that's ok. Basically: two soldiers meet because they're stationed together, fall in love, get married. Is it possible that they'll continue to be deployed together? If so, how? Which branch would work best for this scenario? Which specific jobs? What if they're from different countries? They obviously...
scarletjedi:
abundantlyqueer:
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
well given that i just want to be sherlock, i think you’re being very reasonable.
Since we went there, I think I’d rather be John. But since I’ll *accept* perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and...
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
well given that i just want to be sherlock, i think you’re being very reasonable.
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roane72 asked: Since your version of John's military history has become my headcanon (specifically, where he served, how he signed up, etc.), do you mind if I reference it in a fic I'm writing? I will most definitely give credit. Also, when first enlisting in the UK, is the first round of training called basic training or boot camp like it is in the US, or something else?
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thezombieoverlord:
yeah no sure just feel free to kill off Hinde
ITS NOT LIKE I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM OR ANYTHING
NOPE HES JUST THE FIRST OMC THAT I EVER LOVED
NO BIG DEAL
ITS COOL THAT YOU KILLED HIM
YESH NO FINE
God this fic is ruining me and I DONT HOW TO DEAL WITH THESE FEELS.
oh god sorry, yeah. yeah. on the upside, i totally owe him an au version where he doesn’t die, he...
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i’m so perverted. i want john struggling with his own incohoate attraction to female!sherlock - but in a world where no one except john seems remotely aware of sherlock as a potentially sexual being. like, i want
“If she’d just - wear a bra,” John says viciously, when he and Greg have reached the desperately, deliberately drunk stage.
“Wh - well, she’s pretty...
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Anonymous asked: Hi AQ! I finished reading ttobb a few days ago, then went through all the "Indelible universe" fic and all the other AUs and loved them all. Thank you so much for posting!And now of course I have a question: does Harry exist in the ttobb universe?
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roane72:
abundantlyqueer:
if, in bbc canon, sherlock is an internet phenomenon and the tabloids are throwing around terms like “confirmed bachelor”, then, there are totally fangirls writing sherlock/john slash fiction in the canon universe.
damn. i’d totally be one of the maniacs hanging over the policeline yelling “john!…
Oh, YOU. I will forever hate love you for pointing up JUST how much...
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my thought for the day:
if, in bbc canon, sherlock is an internet phenomenon and the tabloids are throwing around terms like “confirmed bachelor”, then, there are totally fangirls writing sherlock/john slash fiction in the canon universe.
damn. i’d totally be one of the maniacs hanging over the policeline yelling “john! john watson - you’re fucking gorgeous, forget sherlock, you’re...
roseredhoofbeats asked: FWIW? I'm American and my family's been military since the Civil War until my father (a Vietnam Vet) told me and my brother he'd take us out back and shoot us before he'd see us in the military. American military is NOT much more uptight than the British. I have a lot of friends in the Air Force, more than a few who were in Afghanistan, and one really good friend who was...
roane72 asked: Before this weekend, I told people I didn't like AUs and I didn't like slash. Thanks a LOT, because now I don't know who I am. ;) Seriously, you're brilliant. I was absolutely grinning like a loon during the whole last chapter. Plus, as I've been telling the internets all weekend, I would like a bamf!John for my birthday, please. Preferably one that's bi, although I...
bittergrapes asked: You are the best, you are the best, everyone else go home, you are the best
roseredhoofbeats:
I SWEAR TO GOD IF JOHN DIES IN THIS FIC I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET AROUND, AND EVERYONE WILL GO TO BED WITHOUT PORN.
oh noes, is this still about ttobb? hang in there.
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Holy GOD
roseredhoofbeats:
Okay.
I am not entirely sure the fic “Two Two One Bravo Baker” should be read on the Sabbath day because holy fuck. Literally. I swear to God I just put on clean panties a second ago.
*fans self*
well i’m glad that’s doing exactly what it was intended to do, then :D
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abundantlyqueer:
crayoladinosaurs:
But the Gay Army Sexy Times happen way more openly and frequently than I would think. Just realistically, I’m not sure it would work this way.
good god no, i’d hate anyone to think this story was meant as an actual, accurate depiction of life among…
oh, i see what you mean. i took liberties about how much privacy they were able to get, and how often...
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dearheart17 asked: I must say you rather uniquely capture the laid back sang froid of British soldiers (I'm related to a few) I think they would certainly like to be getting a leg over as much as the lads in TTOBB though
suchanadorer asked: Well, now you've ruined it. No more posts about "I want to be a Royal Marine when I grow up". They were going to use TTOBB for recruitment, but no. You had to go and say it wasn't accurate. ;)
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crayoladinosaurs:
But the Gay Army Sexy Times happen way more openly and frequently than I would think. Just realistically, I’m not sure it would work this way.
good god no, i’d hate anyone to think this story was meant as an actual, accurate depiction of life among the royal marines at sangin. it’s gay pornography with a thriller plot, and the nearest thing to an actual truth in...